5 definitions by The Church of epic potato

Extreme Harsh Meme Noise

Extreme Harsh Meme noise (also known as noiseclown and rapememe) is a sub genre of Harsh noise wall and rapecore that takes the satirical sampling and meme sampling from sound clown, and makes it into the sound of Satan’s bastard child screaming, begging for the release of death.

A few artists in this genre that show a good example of what this mistake of a dead god sounds like are people like Grinch teeth, (L X U D) and Bowsercore.

You: what’s your favourite genre?

Me: Extreme harsh meme noise

You: What’s that?

Me: It’s basically SoundCloud music with more distortion.

You: why has god abandoned us?

by The Church of epic potato November 13, 2020

Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.

The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.

by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020

Ppotatology

Ppotatology is the belief that an epic potato used half of his epicness to create the universe, the religion also believes that epic potato will rise from the soils of the sacred potato field and “epicly prank the sinners and heretics”.

You: what is your religion?

Booga clown: Ppotatology

You: WHATS THAT?
Booga clown: read the text above dumb ass!

by The Church of epic potato January 26, 2020

eyeeeeesy

eyeeeeesy is the secret Alias of slevardi the clown, he pretends like we don’t know it’s him but let’s be honest, he isn’t fooling anyone!

eyeeeeesy: I’m not Slevardi

Booga: yeah, you are...

by The Church of epic potato May 13, 2020

Mint_Child

Mint child is a furry

Mint_child has me locked in her basement!! SEND HELP!!

by The Church of epic potato January 26, 2020