22 definitions by The CLE Steamer
When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.
Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
European meaning for the "WC" or “Water Closet”, better known to Americans as the Shitter Shit House Head Toilet Powder Room Pisser.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Killing the Job is usually heard in a union shop environment when a worker is working way too fast. Working way too fast or even slightly faster than the minimum speed you can get away with takes work or paid for time away from other union members.
Union Worker 1: Holy fuck Man! You better tell Weed to slow the fuck down! Union Worker 2: You got that shit right, he's fucking killing the job!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
This happens when you hit the stall about a quarter second before you shit your pants, not having time to sit down all the way on the seat thus projecting fecal matter shit all over the bowl, seat and floor.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Parma, Ohio is a southwest suburb of Cleveland, Ohio, which has been known for decades as being extremely racist. The federal government actually sued the city over blatant discriminatory housing practices. At a city council meeting in the ‘70’s, a former Parma City Council President famously said, "I do not want Negroes in the city of Parma,” It is not uncommon to hear of a reported cross burning or other hate crime that the white residents employ to keep the blacks out of Parma. This tactic does work, as Parma’s black population is less than 2%. Black motorists will drive out of their way to avoid Parma because if you have so much as one light out, the Parma Police will shake you down. If you are a black motorist and you plan to drive through Parma, you need to have your automobile in perfect working condition, turn off the thump in the trunk, obey all traffic laws, and most importantly, leave your weapons, that bag of weed, rocks or blow and all paraphernalia at home.
Yo Man, better stop an get some gas cuase we show the fuck aint gonna be driving through Parma Ohio. Axe any of da brothers, Parma aint no place for to be foe me!
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
A lever that is either attached to the steering column or the dashboard of a semi-tractor within the drivers reach that controls only the application of the trailer brakes.
Since I own my own tractor and am always pulling a company trailer, I always use the Johnson Bar to apply the brakes so I will never have to pay for a brake job on my semi-tractor.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009