A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.
Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
A Female UPS driver. Can be a Package Car or a Feeder driver. Must wear the UPS issue brown uniform.
I'd sure like to pop Buster Brownie in the ass one time when she bends over to pick my package up out of her truck.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
European meaning for the "WC" or “Water Closet”, better known to Americans as the Shitter Shit House Head Toilet Powder Room Pisser.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Killing the Job is usually heard in a union shop environment when a worker is working way too fast. Working way too fast or even slightly faster than the minimum speed you can get away with takes work or paid for time away from other union members.
Union Worker 1: Holy fuck Man! You better tell Weed to slow the fuck down! Union Worker 2: You got that shit right, he's fucking killing the job!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.
Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.
by The CLE Steamer May 09, 2009
A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009