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Definitions by The Big Dick Barista of Omaha

An alcoholic that consumes exclusively Ciroc Vodka with MT Dew Code Red, and slurs every R, hence the name CirRoc. Usually white twinks with big dicks and no facial hair.
Stop being a Cirroc, real men drink whiskey neat.

Mammal Toe

When a male with a large penis & testicles get their junk pinned sideways between the upper thighs, with the penis and testicles respectively spilling into either pant leg, causing a visible crevice in between the balls and dick, beneath the zipper.
Bro, your mammal toe is showing!