The Big Bux's definitions

Glenis

A small version of 50 Cent's face on a persons elbow. Everyone is born with a Glenis and it matures at the same rate as the owner. Originally, the Gleni (plural of Glenis) were in charge. This was until the humans realized that the Glenis is located on the elbow and therefore have very little power as they cant move. A Glenis must be fed a sausage at every meal, and the owner must say the words "Here's your Glizzy, Glenis!" at which point the Glenis will swallow it whole. In 1969, the US government began forcing Glenal Removal Surgery on everyone as they slept. This is why we no longer have Gleni, they also erased them from history.

Man 1: Damn bro, nice glenis!
Glenis of man 2: fuck you bitch
Man 1: I take it back your glenis is a real asshole
Man 2: yeah im sorry about him.

by The Big Bux February 5, 2022

Glagina

Much like the famous glenis.. everyone in the galaxy of Ne'Fron has a glagina on their elbow. It resembles the face of their leader (Mike Tyson) and must be fed 3 hàn băo bāo daily. HOWEVER, the people of Glizzopia are jealous and want to eradicate all glagina... by killing their diet... hàn băo bāo.

NB: In order to successfully feed a glagina a hàn băo bāo, one must say Ní hăo Glagina to wake her up and then while feeding her.. chī nǐ de hàn băo bāo!
Unlike the glenis.. the glagina were surgically attached to the Ne'Fronians by the government.

Woman 1: Hey .. you got a lame glagina!
Glagina of woman 2: Hey girlll ;) love yer nails purrrr
Woman 1: damn sorry I didn't realise she was sound like that!?
Woman 2: Xièxiè sister!

by The Big Bux December 2, 2025