The Belgian Guy's definitions

kieken

Flemish for “an idiot”

Sir, where can we get stroopwafels?
You kieken, we’re in Belgium, not the Netherlands so only Liege and Brussels wafels here

by The Belgian Guy January 26, 2023

Smartschool

A shitty Belgian school app that tortures and children with scary notifications as “er zijn nieuwe resultaten beschikbaar” or “nieuwe verbetering in Nederlands”, but also the mooie rode cijfers.

This app is notorious for snitching on parents

Gosh i fkn hate Smartschool man, such an annoying app.

You’re right man, i miss bingel so much

by The Belgian Guy October 24, 2023