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Definitions by The Bearded Lady

Gap Gravy 

The vaginal secretion often found in nasty hookers. Usually green or yellow and color, and often smells like the Seattle fish market
Damn that girl had some wicked gap gravy, she should really douche.

sandy clam 

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.
Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.