The Balls Johnson 's definitions

baby elephant toes

Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes

That girl had some massive baby elephant toes going on that I couldn't help but stare.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016