Definitions by The Bakinnator

Plooboodling

Defined as violent gyration of an obese person's excess fat layers. Used for intimidation, to attract a mate, or to harass a rival or loved one.

Her undulating gyrations hypnotized me to begin plooboodling to win her favor.

Plooboodling by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

fertinaster 

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.

Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster

fertinaster by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.

"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.

Herped Bat Flaps by The Bakinnator January 19, 2014