fertinaster

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.

Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.

"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014

Plooboodling

Defined as violent gyration of an obese person's excess fat layers. Used for intimidation, to attract a mate, or to harass a rival or loved one.

Her undulating gyrations hypnotized me to begin plooboodling to win her favor.

by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014