The Avenger's definitions

Swampass

1. An ass that has become sweaty and sticks to one's shorts.
2. A term for a hick who comes up into the union.
3. An wet scaley ass, resembling that of a fish.

"Wow Jack, why does that swampass Sarah from TN have to come up and visit?"
"Oh my god, look at Sarah's swampass! My libido will never return!"

by The Avenger July 23, 2008

Ballinger

A man who enjoys sexual relations with other men.

Hey Ballinger why don't you quit humping other men.

by The avenger May 13, 2005