Definitions by The Auspex

Carchitecture

Architecture and landscape design heavily influenced by the need or desire to accommodate personal automobiles. Examples include apartments built on top of parking garages, looping driveways that trade open space for pavement, drive-throughs, or any building with legally mandated parking minimums.

Person 1: "Why is America all parking lots?"
Person 2: "IDK, carchitecture sucks."

Carchitecture by The Auspex June 18, 2026

Instagoop 

Weird videos of colorful paint/confetti/fluids/ etc. being mixed together or played with on social media.

"Ey check out this video of a guy popping paint-filled water balloons."
"Fuck off with that instagoop shit."

Instagoop by The Auspex May 3, 2023