RAID

"Retarded And Intelligent Disease."

A disease where someone is clearly intelligent, but still makes absurdly bad decisions. RAID spreads through social proximity — spending too much time around someone with RAID may cause you to start making questionable choices.

"John has a 160 IQ but just tried to microwave a fork. Pretty sure he's got RAID."

"John speaks multiple languages and has a physics degree, but goes to deliver a pizza and forgets the pizza"

"Don't sit next to John too long, his RAID might rub off on you."

by The Asylum Seeker July 17, 2025

JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"

We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids

by The Asylum Seeker June 03, 2024