Rape

Not if you yell surprise.
(JK, guys)

Rape:
"Ooh, vagina."

Rape:
"You know you want it."

Rape:
"No, it's okay if your uncle does it."

Not rape:
"Surprise!"

by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008

Coffee Table

Noun
The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008