Rape

Not if you yell surprise.
(JK, guys)

Rape:
"Ooh, vagina."

Rape:
"You know you want it."

Rape:
"No, it's okay if your uncle does it."

Not rape:
"Surprise!"

by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008

Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008