lighteridge

A more jolly way of referring to a fagarette lighter.

Oi, pass us a lighteridge will ya?

by The Angel of the Odd March 21, 2005

Fagarette

Comprised of the words 'fag' and 'cigarette'. A generally more interesting (albeit a little girlie) word for it. One would spark it up using a lighteridge.

God, I could really go for a fagarette right now...

Fagarette, my darling?

by The Angel of the Odd March 21, 2005

Stockport

Large town in southern manchester, famed for raging hordes of scallies who conduct hate campaigns against any non-scallies from the comfort of their urine-soaked park benches. Oh, and lots of old people.

Adjective: 'Stopfordian'

Mabel realised with an insidious feeling of dismay that her dirty secret was finally out: now everyone knew she was from Stockport.

by The Angel of the Odd March 21, 2005