The Almighty Pig's definitions

Th'Lumpkin

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.

Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.

by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

animullet

A hairstyle which is worn by a character in a Japanese style Anime that can be defined as a mullet; that is, trimmed short in the front with long hair hanging in the back.

Najica has nice tits, but she's got a gnarly animullet!

by The Almighty Pig March 3, 2019