The 239's definitions

Pinar Del Rio

At one time a famous tobacco place in Cuba. Now it’s a term for a retarded Cuban.
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldn’t get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?

So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . It’s like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say

Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .

“ What do you call four Cubans floating on a door that was made in Pinar Del Rio going toward Miami ? “
Quatro Sinko !!

by The 239 June 7, 2021

Burrito Springs

A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .

“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”

by The 239 July 30, 2018