Definitions by The (Real) Great Western Satan

Paying the bills 

menstruating

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.

Paying the bills by The (Real) Great Western Satan February 14, 2012

Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached

Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

Velvet pear by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009