2 definition by The (Real) Great Western Satan

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slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached
Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!
by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009

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menstruating
John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.
by The (Real) Great Western Satan January 23, 2012

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