The "husband"'s definitions
A large-breasted hypochondriac with bad luck, known for donating beautifully curly hair and her abilities to please countless numbers of men.
"There was a Marni at the pub last night, so you know I woke up happy today."
"She pulled a Marni and ended up hemorrhaging in my car."
"My weekend was so Marni- after I started going into anaphylactic shock, I was hit by a car being driven by the man who stood me up!"
"She pulled a Marni and ended up hemorrhaging in my car."
"My weekend was so Marni- after I started going into anaphylactic shock, I was hit by a car being driven by the man who stood me up!"
by The "husband" April 9, 2009
Get the Marnimug.