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This is a mythical creature. It has been spotted so few times, and people who see it usually get paralyzed or crazy. Thus descriptions of it are very few. However, rumors say it is a gorilla like creature, with horns. It is also extremely ugly. The Bedouins in the Egyptian desert have nicknamed it "Condaliza" for no apparent reason. Gazbee's feed on mice, camels, foxes and humans. They are one of the most disgusting creatures you will ever find. The weakness of the Gazbee is it's flat foot that makes it hard to run in the desert, and it usually trips all the time.
Person 1: "Do you see what i see?"
Person 2: "OMG, It's hideous! look away quickly, it might be Gazbee"
Person 1: "La la na na hoo"
Person 2: "Her ugliness has made you crazy, you can never be cured.. boogy boogy ha ha loolooo dee dee daa"
Gazbee by The Superior 1 April 25, 2010
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An ultimate male. A large Ferrari Testarossa amongst man. With room to fit 2 kids. Infalliably large member. Holds the reocrd for fitting as many KFC fries in one singular mouth at any time.
Fuck me our kid, i wish yow had a cock as big as our gazbergs
gazberg by gaz de burgh September 10, 2006
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Gazbee • gaybee • gazeeb • Gabee • Gazeeboid • Gabbee • gabee3 • Gabeeb • gabeej • gabeena
A beautiful, smart, amazing girl with a killer smile and big brown eyes. She is loud, sometimes obnoxious, funny as hell, is really nice, and is just all around amazing. She is the best girl a guy could ever have and any guy lucky enough to have her should keep her around for a very long time.
Dude, I had the most amazing time with Gabee yesterday, I love her so much. She's amazing.
Gabee by OverdoneMold August 23, 2011
A creature made up when a gazelle and a zebra mates, the gazelle then levitates and gives birth upside down.

When you leap over a huge gap you say 'i did that like a gazeebra'
kyle: Come on man you can make it
Timothy: Ok...think gazeebra
*jumps*
Timothy: oh yeah! like gazeebra!
Gazeebra by Shippididge Mcgyver December 10, 2011
a word one uses when stoned out of one's mind. and can't think of anything else to say.
"holy fucking GAZEEL"

person1: hey man, what are you doing?
person2: uhh.. GAZEEL!
gazeel by jayjay and kate January 11, 2008
A girl with a man's body.
Dude, your girlfriend is a ganbee.
Ganbee by JLantz January 19, 2008

gambeerbating 

The simultaneous acts of video-gaming, drinking beer, and masturbating.
I don’t much feel like going out tonight, I think I’ll just stay home gambeerbating.

John has been so reclusive lately, all he does is drink beer, play video games, and masturbate. He’s on a gambeerbation binge.
gambeerbating by Atom007 May 11, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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