13 definitions by The Intimidating British Guy

Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.

Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Tik Tok

If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok

tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 17, 2021

Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Y'all

contraction of you all. The only thing my social studies teacher ever says.

My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!

by The Intimidating British Guy June 6, 2021

The Happy Birthday Song

The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!

Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

hell

1: the place you can go if you want to visit Hitler, Stalin, or Trump.
2: the holiday resort for Trump supporters.
3: the place you can go if you are not atheist (because it doesn't exist, not because God likes atheists. (not that God exists.)
4: Earth.

Satan: do you support trump?
Trump supporter: yes
Satan: hell's right this way
Trump supporter: what do you mean?
Satan: you're going to hell
Trump supporter: Finally! What took you so long!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 22, 2021