Definitions by That smart Moldovan

Cock Chopper

Niche term for a trans person that was born with a penis, but identifies as female.

Person 1: “Actually, my pronouns are she/her/they/them.”
Person 2: “Oh, you’re a cock chopper.”

Cock Chopper by That smart Moldovan March 25, 2026

The T word 

The T word refers to Transylvania. Transylvania is a region situated in western Romania with a majority Romanian population (~80%). Despite this many Hungarians like to claim that this is ethic Hungarian land. The T word should never be used in a room/space where a Romanian and Hungarian are present.

Random retard: So where is Transylvania?
Romanian: shhhhhh don’t say The T Word out loud! That Hungarian over there might hear us!

The T word by That smart Moldovan May 27, 2020

GDP 

An abbreviation for “Gypsy’s Dangling Penis”. This term is only used to describe an Indian’s penis that is so long that it touches the ground while he’s standing straight up. If the person in question isn’t an Indian, term “long ass dick” may be used.

Horny Indian man: wanna see my GDP?
girl: sure, why not?
Horny Indian man: here it is *shows GDP*
girl: *leaves call*

GDP by That smart Moldovan May 27, 2020

PH 

A sad excuse to make the “f” sound without writing down the letter “f”.

Philip: Do you like make PH?
Jeff: You don’t see me going around calling myself “Jephph”, do you, Filip?

PH by That smart Moldovan May 27, 2020