Canguuche

Pronounced Chan -gooch

A male or female person who is a regular visitor or adoptive resident to the Balinese locale of Canguu ..
Known as the Gooch due to its centralised proximity to all twats , cunts , cocks and ball bags in the area.
A Canguuche ordinarily can be weaving seen erratically on their N-max helmet less , shirtless and clueless.

A Canguuche may be naturally attractive but usually cosmetic enhancements and/or gym regimens are utilised.

Where tattoos are used they shall be hipster- centric in a generic soulless fashion.

When a Canguuche is coerced by by social conservatives to wearing garments that impede their natural expression of their superior physical manifestation of attractiveness

Garment prisons shall be adorned in manner never bereft of irony.

Canguuches may make monetary gain from social media influencer status.
Dieter is such a Canguuche ,

He never wears a helmet on his

n-max on his way tear it up on the Bukit on his mid - length.
by That dog cunt Haydos October 20, 2023
mugGet the Canguuchemug.