Definitions by That One Annoying Booger

Ripe Apple

A game consisting of putting a rubber band around the beginning of the head of the penis and making the head itself bright red, like a “ripe apple”.

Yeah, last night me and Juan played a game of Ripe Apple to see who’s was the reddest.

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A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.

Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

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