That Old Guy's definitions

Glitter Tits

One of the best attractions at Manville. Sometimes a stripper crazy cheerleader. An expert in "girly lady tricks."

Does that glitter tits need a ride?

by That Old Guy February 4, 2010

Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.

It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.

by That old guy January 30, 2009

Agreeument

(pronounced "Agree-U-ment") when two people sound like they are arguing, but passionately having a conversation that they agree about.

He and I had a huge agreeument the other night.

by That Old Guy January 20, 2011

Mouth Chuck

Noun or Verb: The instance or action of vomitting in one's mouth but not expelling.

I ran into my ex & just thinking of what a skank she's become, I mouth chucked right there.

by That old guy March 5, 2009