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Erik Turpin

He likes Shae Apples. He is such a Johnson. He plays baseball and loves dried mango. He likes putting burritos in water bottles.

Is that Erik Turpin, the guy who is a Johnson?

by That Guy Himothy May 23, 2023

Emily Slymen

A skibidi sigma from Ohio. Super sussy and grimace shake. “What the sigma” she says. She enjoys doing the griddy.

Emily Slymen is super ohio.

by That Guy Himothy August 10, 2024

Royce Lewis

Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Twins. He is known for his amazing rookie season where he hit .323 including 5 grand slams. He has a great career ahead of him.

Royce Lewis just hit another dinger.

by That Guy Himothy December 16, 2023