Definitions by Tha TubaSmith

cleave

v. when a female steals something from you, then puts it in her shirt between her breasts, or cleavage.

Claire cleaved the $20 bill she stole from me at lunch

cleave by Tha TubaSmith September 30, 2006

adj. word used to describe something so funny that a cuss word must be inserted to show the extent of the hilarity

Larry the Cable Guy is so hil-fucking-larious