Definitions by Texas Doom

Spamscription 

SPAM about a common subject that arrives in your mailbox with uncanny regularity.

Yay, I just received issue #42 of my Vie Aggro Spamscription!

Spamscription by Texas Doom November 1, 2008

Honkersided 

Cattywumpus, crooked, or bent. Something that is not as straight or square is it was intended.

The contractor knew nothing about geometry and built a honkersided house.

Honkersided by Texas Doom August 1, 2008