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Definitions by Teve Torbes

Definition of /\ : feeling or energy produced during an experience usually from music or live show
When you’re at a concert and a person raises their hands in the air above their head in a steeple gestured in tapping the tips of the fingers. “peaking” with energy. The energy from the band had everyone peaking during the entire show. The energy from the music hits you in the feels.
/\ by Teve Torbes November 21, 2019
Whole heartedly person surrounded by love but feels alone.
#Teve
Teve by Teve Torbes May 29, 2018
Can profit like Forbes but trips into psychedelics
Such a Torbes
Torbes by Teve Torbes May 29, 2018
To unceremoniously bend someone over and take them from behind.
I was rushing off for a business trip but nicely, my wife let me quoin her in the kitchen before I left. It really mellowed me out for the taxi ride!
Quoin by Teve Torbes November 24, 2010

Bitch in Training

A Bitch in Training (BIT) is a young girl studying duly under her mother or some other female authority figure on the art of being a bitch. BIT's are often seen in the supermarket blabbing orders to their younger siblings. At a slightly older age, BIT's can be seen at Abercrombie and Fitch or The Gap learning how to spend their future husband's money. You've all seem them. Mere months is all that separates the ripe BIT from full on bitchery. It's like an apprenticeship -- a bitch apprenticeship.
Man, what's up with your little sis? She's only 11 and she's got a whole new ensemble from The Limited??

Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.
Bitch in Training by Teve Torbes January 5, 2009

Tonehoffing 

Tonehoffing is the art of stealthily replacing an unsuspecting friend's ring tone with an embarrassing song. Basically, it's Hasselhoffing but applied to a phone.
Dude, at the Save The World charity dinner last night, I took tonehoffing to a whole new level. Replaced Bill Gates's ring tone with that gay ass song from the Apple commercial. Steve Jobs crapped his pants it was so damn funny.
Tonehoffing by Teve Torbes August 1, 2008

Client Number Ten 

Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.
-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.

--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.

-Shameless, that man.

--Werd.