firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024

swerty

The Swedish keyboard, including Å, Ä, and Ö. Has access to the ¤ symbol.

Some guy who always used the Swerty layout tried the American keyboard layout: How are you doing_ I#m actually doing quite fine to be honest, just don#t try to kill&murder me, I dislike it. *I#m typing random things lmao(

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 04, 2023

BRBASAP

BRBASAP means Be Right Back As Soon As Possible, it could be used to tell somebody that they need to be back as soon as they can, which can be used if somebody needs to be afk and says "brb" or "afk", in which case, you could say "BRBASAP tho"

Here is An Example:
Person 1: "Hey Uhh, Afk I gotta Take Out The Trash."
Person 2: "Alright, But BRBASAP tho."

by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023