then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 13, 2023

GTGASAP

GTGASAP means "Got To Go As Soon As Possible"; it either means you have to go very fast and cannot wait for your friend to say goodbye, it can also be used (more logically) to say that your friend must go as soon as possible for some odd reasons.

Example 1:
Girl: "Hello!"
Boy: "Ayyo0! Sup// Hru?? !!"
Girl: "Ig 1 G0OD wbu?!?"
Boy: "1drk Bru"
Girl: "WAIT MY MOMS CALLING ME GTGASAP"
Boy: "4W MAN!!1!"

Example 2:
"Hey bruh we gtgasap because this monster is 'boutta get-us"

by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024