milk goggles

when someone sporting a huge load gets an artistic flair and decides to straw goggles on his partner's face.

Kathy had to go to the optometrist her milk goggles leaked into her eye.

by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003