Definitions by Teri DelVecchio

lap brocolli 

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

lap brocolli by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

milk goggles 

when someone sporting a huge load gets an artistic flair and decides to straw goggles on his partner's face.

Kathy had to go to the optometrist her milk goggles leaked into her eye.

milk goggles by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003