short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

by Tempestua December 04, 2004

w00terskates

Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.

I just made it up. Yay for me!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

Internet fame

The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.

You: *posts*

Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG"

You: *switches off computer*

*tumbleweed*

by Tempestua May 28, 2005

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

steerpike

The main character in the Gormenghast novels.

He's a kitchen slug!

by Tempestua November 01, 2004