1 definition by Tempest Fugit
Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.
Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!
Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!
by Tempest Fugit March 10, 2012