Definitions by Teekums

Skroose 

A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.

Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"

-Or-

Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"

Skroose by Teekums May 3, 2017

grandma comment 

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.

"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."

grandma comment by Teekums February 2, 2017