Definitions by Ted Pfeiffer

nark 

When a person finds out they hurt their toe on a hard object.

Johnny kicked a stair when he looked at his foot he realized he hurt his foot he at that point had a nark.

nark by Ted Pfeiffer September 27, 2008

narf 

A word screamed in times of pain, randomness, and happiness.

Ted hurt his toe as he narked, he screamed narf!.

Hunter got a letter saying he was accepted into harvard he screamed narf shortly after.

narf by Ted Pfeiffer September 27, 2008