2 definitions by Ted Bundy the 3rd

Woman

A women is an object, that can often be useless when not able to do what it is made for.

A man: I'm going to work!
Woman: You are leaving this early!
A man: wow, I didn't know dishwashers could talk!

(i.e. dishwasher, house cleaner, cooker, giving birth. )

by Ted Bundy the 3rd May 10, 2020

Yuck My Yums

I like it, you don't but don't hate on it because you don't like it.

Me: What's your favorite pizza?
Cole Sprouse: Pineapple Pizza
Me: Ewwww, you're nasty.
Cole Sprouse: Hey! Don't yuck my yums!

by Ted Bundy the 3rd August 19, 2020