Definitions by Team Romford

Strawberry Bastard

Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'

"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"

Strawberry Bastard by Team Romford April 21, 2008

Jamph 

1. A friendly jape at an acquaintances foolish behavior.
2. A searing put down to the stupid behaviour of ones enemies.

1. "Colin, you are such a Jamph"
2. "What is that fucking Jamph doing??!!!"

Jamph by Team Romford April 21, 2008

Wordular 

The act of creating new, and generally foolish words on the fly to fit the current situation and/or conversation.

The true test of Wordularness is if the new word becomes absorbed into standard conversation.

An example of this would be to mesh TWO different words into one to facilitate the conversation & the point in hand.

"How Wordular was that?"

"What a Jamph"

Wordular by Team Romford April 21, 2008