Team Penis's definitions

Jeter

- Shortstop for the New York Yankees who wears #2 on his jersey who:
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad

Jeter is a fucking asshat, but then again he is a Yankee so that makes sense.

by Team Penis October 15, 2004

ass cashew

A piece of fecal matter. Excrement. A turd.

The ass cashew gave off a vile stench from the bathroom.

by Team Penis March 16, 2003

buchdahl

To demean someone sexually (usually via dry-humping) while in the midst of a drunken fit.

Oh man, you just got buchdahlled. I feel sorry for you.

by team penis October 7, 2004

ackrite

Best Ackrite bitch!

The bitch betta Ackrite or get the fuck out!

by Team Penis March 16, 2003