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Philip Rivers and His Band of Yo-Yos

Reference to Philip Rivers and the assorted players on the San Diego Chargers, who serve as limited targets on the offensive and threaten the other team very little. Mostly composed of SoCal trash, such as Darren Sproles, Ryan Mathews, Malcom Floyd, and Seyi Ajirotutu.

If Philip Rivers and his band of yo-yos jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?

by Teach Me How to Jimmer July 1, 2011

SoCal Trash

Monumentally ignorant, stupid, and arrogant people from Southern California.

Philip Rivers and his band of yo-yos are SoCal trash.

by Teach Me How to Jimmer June 30, 2011

Dumpster Fire

1. The way to describe a noun when it is in a disastrous state.

2. A repulsive mixture of scarlet, crimson, cream, and gray.

1. Oklahoma is a dumpster fire state.

2. The Ohio State Buckeyes are changing their jersey colors to dumpster fire and gray.

by Teach Me How to Jimmer June 29, 2011