Definitions by Tea King

Benensohn

A parasitic organism characterized by its ability to avoid removal despite overtly causing ongoing harm to the host in plain sight.

The Benensohn latched onto the company like a leech 5 long years before finally driving it out of business.

Benensohn by Tea King May 30, 2018

Benensohn

1) To achieve financial success despite one’s complete incompetence being common knowledge

2) To enlist others to do ones work in order to effortlessly reap the positive rewards without accepting any negative consequences; To take credit for an accomplishment while belittling those who actually made that accomplishment; To steal, and place the blame on the victim;

“How’d you manage to benensohn your way to that job title?”

Benensohn by Tea King May 30, 2018

Benensohn

Noun:
A parasitic organism characterized by its ability to avoid removal despite overtly causing ongoing harm to the host in plain sight.

Verb:
1) To enlist others to do ones work in order to effortlessly reap the positive rewards without accepting any negative consequences; To take credit for an accomplishment while belittling those who actually made that accomplishment; To steal, and place the blame on the victim.

2) To achieve financial success despite one’s complete incompetence being common knowledge

The scoundrel benesohned his 5-man team, taking solo credit for the project’s success despite having contributed nothing.

“How’d you manage to benensohn your way to that job title?”

Benensohn by Tea King May 28, 2018