NutCracker

“She’s one helluva NutCracker in bed!”
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020
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Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
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