Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Taz the word man

Bumpy Sweater Button

A Bumpy Sweater Button is a man with Bumps on his extremely small penis.

That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.

A slophog is a ugly fat woman who doesn't bathe that will put anything in her mouth.

That slophog wanted me to kiss her on the mouth after drinking old man cum from a trough.

Ugly fat woman, who has sex in a gutter that moves trash.

I had gross sex with a fat gutterhog