A Portuguese surname originally meaning Peasant Farmer. Throughout the centuries however it has adopted a meaning of extreme bitchiness. Almost 60% of people with that name have gone to lead a life of extreme laziness with the excuse "The ancestors worked enough for the both of 'em"
Person A: Hey do you want to head to the gym
Person B: No, im too tired
Person A: Freaking Oquendo's and their uber-laziness, get up for one day in your life
Person B: No, im too tired
Person A: Freaking Oquendo's and their uber-laziness, get up for one day in your life
by Taunis August 29, 2010
An adult with an extreme liking for physical fitness. One who has achieve peak performance, but still strives for more. Daven Peng will hold an airchair for 4 minutes and 27 seconds on any given day. Daven Peng looks to be the strongest person ever, and wants to achieve said label by the age of 26. It is said to be that in 1432 BC, and warrior by name of Daventias Pengala teamed up with a shaman chief to destroy the evil Lord Oquendo, and were able to defeat him due to his extreme laziness. That warrior is said to be reborn as the present day Daven Peng.
by Taunis August 29, 2010