Definitions by Talking Hex
Emotional Wreck
The state of mind or conscience where all of your emotions are tangled into one big ball of mess. Usually occurring after the death of a loved one, a messy break up, loss of some thing with sentimental value, or even after a really, really shit day. Usual symptoms include feeling confused, with tangled ideas about who to be angry/sad at. Oh, and feeling the compulsion to write an urban dictionary definition of it.
Yeah, I've just spent 20 minutes on the toilet crying my eyes out over him/her. I pretty much qualify as an emotional wreck...
Emotional Wreck by Talking Hex October 21, 2010
Tainted Goods
A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.
Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"
Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"
Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"
Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"
Tainted Goods by Talking Hex July 21, 2009