Tak a lah's definitions

pant biscuit

When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.

*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

sheep herder

1. One who makes a legitimate living by herding sheep; a sheppherder.
2. One who gets his jollies from and with sheep; a sheeprammer.

1. Jeez-a-peetz, look at that guy herd his sheep!
2. Holy hell, that guy's a sheep herder!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

Ass Pounder

1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.
2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.

1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!
2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

2g1f

An abbreviation of the even-more-vile lesbian vomit and scatfest video, Two Girls, One Finger. It makes 2g1c look like Thomas the Tank Engine by comparison.

Only look it up if you feel that you've lived a good, long life.

Hey, did you check that link to 2g1f?

Sure did. Gouged my eyes out afterwards. Like my matching eyepatches?

by Tak A Lah February 12, 2008

assrammer

One who rams asses. Figure it out for yourself.

Dude, did you see Chris the other day? Yeah, he's become a real assrammer.

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

Overinsultedisis

One who has become complacent in his constant state of mockery and has henceforth become immune to it. The cure: more insults

Jeez, I just called that guy a buttdumpling and he just shrugged it off! Oh him? He's got OverinsultediTis.

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

make teh saix

For to beginning of the definitions with teh moving and humping and moaning like kiddies in France having thayr ankles tickled by large ants, I will show you how to make teh saix. It is to be with a woman of female gender, being nakkid and without those clothings that you wear everyday that make you itch. Then you put teh Mr. Willy inside of Ms. Juucie and teh good feelings come outside of it.

1)Oh mah gawd, Jerry, last night I made teh saix with this hot bitch from Queens, let me just say Dayyum.

2)I am blind, now that I've seen my best friend's ass jiggling up and down while he made teh saix.

3)Hey, baby, djoo is a fine laydee, why dont'cha come ofer to my playse and then lets make teh saix. Djoo feel like making teh saix? Want me to show you how to count all the way to schfifty-five? I love hearing yes, because it is sooooo good to heat it.

by Tak a lah January 9, 2005