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softshell turtle

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?
by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
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