Definitions by Taedium

Glisten 

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

Glisten by taedium April 5, 2012

euphorgasmic 

A compound word consisting of Euphoria and Orgasmic

Holy shit this cake is so good its... its... EUPHORGASMIC!

euphorgasmic by Taedium May 6, 2008