3 definitions by Tabitha Catherine

Frankencock

A cock that has been surgically fashioned from other flesh, whether from one's own body or from a donor body. To be true to the Frankenstein story, the cock would have been sourced from a dead body and have electrodes on each side to attach to an electrical source to bring it to life. However, the typical scenario is that of a patient who wishes to replace a damaged cock or who wishes to install a cock where there has been no cock.

Jasmine (soon to be Jack) is going to Mexico to get a new Frankencock attached because the procedure is much more affordable there.

by Tabitha Catherine August 11, 2016

bum the sad

A shitstain, and by metaphor a racist.

His offensive remark revealed him to be just another bum the sad.

by Tabitha Catherine January 22, 2005

waddler

A person whose obesity makes walking with a normal stride impossible, so that the person must wobble from side to side like a duck to go forward.

Did you see that waddler on the Maury Povich show this morning?

by Tabitha Catherine July 2, 2004