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Definitions by TV News Chick

Holiday Ass 

The type of sex you have while on vacation.
I can't wait to go on vacation and get some Holiday Ass.
Holiday Ass by TV News Chick November 17, 2020

Salmon Pants 

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!