10 definitions by TST

take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

by TST November 24, 2006

thanksgiving

A shitty "holiday" where you have to spend time with your family and act like you're enjoying yourself, when in reality you are just waiting on everyone to finish eating so you can get the hell out of there.

Johnny was in such a hurry to get out of his grandparents' house on Thanksgiving that he fell down a flight of stairs and nearly broke his neck!

by TST November 23, 2006

doing the job

the act of giving a girl an orgasm

I plan on doing the job tonight for Jade

by TST November 24, 2006