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Kaptain Fat Cock
a retarted superhero who comes n rapes u at night with his fat cock he will hunt u down n fuck da shit outta u all night long until u scream n bleed from ur ass den he sings the retarted burgerking song n he flys off farting
lil kikd 1: wat happened to u?
kid 2: KFC aka KAPTAIN! FAT! COCK! got my buns
by TR1C3 May 19, 2008
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