Definitions by TR Arterburn

Sinseverely

A high-energy, outlaw-induced closing or sign-off.

Sinseverely yours,

Outlaw Margo

Sinseverely by TR Arterburn February 28, 2026

U&Bed

Unsubscribed to and blocked.

Sorry, lonely dude, annoying bot, rogue blogger… you’ve been unsubscribed to and blocked (U&BED)!

U&Bed by TR Arterburn February 24, 2026

Doginatrix

A canine authority figure who presides over those around her.

Worship at the hind paws of the Doginatrix.

Doginatrix by TR Arterburn February 20, 2026

cell cred

Experiencing credibility by placing a badge or decal, such as a press pass, on the back of one’s cell phone.

You’re a Gen Z journalist, bro—rock that cell cred!

cell cred by TR Arterburn February 4, 2026

porn storming

The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.

His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.

porn storming by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026

digital kill

A targeted neutralization or destruction of a human threat using digital targeting systems, sensors, and networked weapons, such as those utilized by the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA), often in real-time via data links for precision strikes.

How long will it be until the Department of Homeland Security goes digital kill on citizens?

digital kill by TR Arterburn January 11, 2026

didionized

To systematically dismantle a journalistic, literary, political or corporate adversary through a combination of high-level verbosity and icy, surgical precision.

I used to think Joan Didion was just a wordsmith socialite who didn’t get it. But I was didionized… she got it.

didionized by TR Arterburn December 28, 2025